Mad Libs on DVD
On November 25, TWO TIGERS will be released on DVD from Lionsgate.
And I have a passion for linguine! Beyond the obvious question of “Why?” Lionsgate has given us a new game to play!
Here’s their plot description of TWO TIGERS:
“In Shanghai, China, Gilda works as a professional killer. A stunning blonde “femme Nikita,” she is a harmonious balance of bombshell beauty and martial arts expertise making her as skillful in the art of seduction as she is with a weapon. When she is commissioned to take out an important Lebanese official, she goes undercover as the new manager of an information technology company, taking up residence in a beautiful condo. In a fortuitous series of events, she becomes friends with a questionable neighbor, Lin, a beautiful Chinese girl who turns out to be a high-class call girl. The dubious pair share many commonalities including a fierce independence, a guarded heart and dangerous careers which are perceived to be cold-blooded and materialistic. The women’s lives are woven together in a fatal collision of love in the face of betrayal, and the ‘two tigers’ must struggle to overcome their individual obstacles in order to find their true happiness.”
This is like Mad Libs! Why don’t you try it?
“In (name of Chinese city), China, Gilda works as a (level of expertise) killer. A stunning (hair color) “femme Nikita,” she is a (ancient Chinese adjective) balance of bombshell beauty and martial arts expertise making her as skillful in the art of (favorite hobby) as she is with a weapon. When she is commissioned to take out an important (name of country found in recent issue of Newsweek) official, she goes undercover as the new manager of an (something the kids are doing on the internet you can’t understand) company, taking up residence in a beautiful condo. In a (big word you don’t quite understand) series of events, she becomes friends with a questionable neighbor, Lin, a (”beautiful,” “free-spirited,” “slutty” - pick one) Chinese girl who turns out to be a high-class call girl. The (another big word you don’t understand completely, preferably an adjective) pair share many commonalities including a (two words from the cover of this month’s Cosmo), a (something emo) and dangerous careers which are perceived to be cold-blooded and materialistic. The women’s lives are woven together in a (your favorite kind of deadly vehicular accident) of love in the face of betrayal, and the two (favorite animal) must struggle to overcome their individual obstacles in order to find their true happiness.”